When the alien craft suddenly appeared above Norway seven years ago, the world panicked because noone had any idea what their intentions might be. But then everyone continued to wait - for 7 years. The craft remained completely motionless above a remote fjord.
A week ago I took time off work and decided to visit the "landing" spot. (It's become a common tourist destination.) But I'm regretting that decision now because it appears the aliens have finally done something and infected me. If the authorities don't quarantine me to study my tentacles, they'll surely stop me because my custom papers are for a middle-aged man.
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