My good friend Benny doesn't suspect that his devoted girlfriend Cyndi grew up his childhood buddy Cyril and for my own sake I'll never let him know.
Just before his last birthday, I was surfing the 'net & came across a site purporting to sell wishes. I figured I'd get him a "monkey paw tier" wish as they were only $10 - an appropriate amount, I thought, for a gag gift.
After entering my payment info, it made clear that I had to type the wish before the purchase could complete. I knew he'd been "down" recently after getting dumped by his prudish ex so I decided to humor him by making the wish a bit "dirty."
"I wish Bennett Maroney be graced with a hot slut in his bed each night - one that craves sex and lives for his dick." Well now I find myself literally starving for sex and needing to milk my boyfriend nightly for sustenance. But at least the frequent sex is nice…
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