"Dude - you're here! Thanks for coming over. But you gotta help me out! I woke up this morning without legs!"
"What‽ Someone cut off your legs‽ Do you owe money to the mob or something?"
"I can't see or feel any scars and my stumps don't hurt at all. And no. I don't owe anyone any significant amount of money. Maybe you can take a look and see if you can figure it out?"
(I suppose I shouldn't also ask why he's also spontaneously changed sex? I think I won't press my luck as long as he's letting me look…)
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