My wife knew I was feeling a little self concious about the grey I was showing and the gut I've been developing. She splurged this year and got me a NuNanite+ package. I eagerly injected the goo before the small birthday gathering we'd organized.
I was feeling younger and fitter even as I stuffed my face with cupcakes & beer and joked with our friends. But then my tank-top started filling out and my previously thinning hair started tickling my shoulders. I ran to the bathroom.
Is my wife pranking me? How long until she can't reverse this‽ Do I want her to? …Maybe she wants to experiment first?
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