I admit: I was a pretty big jerk during holiday seasons. Nasty enough I apparently ticked off some mystical entity. After scoffing at the latest well wisher, I found my surroundings melting away and a deep-seated coldness seeped into my chest. I was in the presence of immense power I instinctively knew not to challenge and it promptly told me I had to learn to "be a lot sweeter." As I learn to improve my disposition, I'm awarded more and more of a human appearance. (I started as a featureless chocolate golem.) But each change seems to nudge me toward a much... sexier and more female appearance than I had before. Still... I look pretty sweet, yes?
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