Hi, Sweetie - Welcome to my bar! That's right, I'm the owner of "Tom's Tavern." My outfit? I'm hoping to attract more customers with it. What can I get ya?
While I get it mixed for you, why don't you tell me about yourself? I'm guessing you shifted in the "Great Shift." Are you drinking to drown sorrows or to celebrate?
If I determine your shift was the "best," your drink'll be on the house. If it's the worst I've heard, I'll pour you a double.
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