With 7 of us in our friend group, we made short work of figuring out the mechanics of the Morphic Adaptation Unit and as a gang of young men is wont to do with amazing new gadgets, we started playing with it.
We'd been playing a "trait pool" when the MAU stopped functioning. All of us supplied traits we wanted to see others saddled with (but knew we might end up with ourselves.) Then we'd draw to see who'd have to spend time with the result of the collection.
I drew the "short straw" on quite a combination: a race change, sex change (my unfortunate contribution), quad amputation, libido increase, exhibitionism, permanent fertility, and muteness.
But now I need to escape! We can't revert any of the changes and I feel like I'm in heat. If I don't get out of here, I literally won't be able to say "no" to any of my friends' advances.
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