I caught the Neather "sickness" today. I have no idea where I picked up the nanites or to how many surfaces and people I've spread the tiny robots. When I noticed my new neathery nethers and increasingly feminine appearance, I panicked and called my best friend for help.
He quickly showed up wearing a disposable hazmat suit and drove me to the nearest clinic and only relaxed once we were through the entrance to the building as the patient entrance employed an EMP "airlock." At that point my nanites should have reset to their failsafe mode incorporating replication safety protocols.
Before he left to take his car for decontamination, for the safety of the other patients in the clinic's waiting room he cuffed me with a chain attached to some built-in rings on my wrist. But it didn't take me long to find a new wonderful way to occupy myself with that chain…
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