Someone came to my favorite outdoor music festival unknowingly covered in Neather Nanites. As the spread of nanites exploded through the tightly packed crowd in each field around the stages, they quickly turned what had been a New Age hippy festival into a BDSM orgy (with an Americana Folk soundtrack.)
Since we were far from any major city, we were also far from any EMP mitigation system that could have been delivered. Nearly everyone at the festival that weekend transformed into sexually sensitive Neather-skinned beauties.
Everyone I talked to swore their first stop would be at an EMP Checkpoint but I'm sure this'll still be the source of further outbreaks proving this Neather pandemic is far from over.
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