I invented groundbreaking nanometer sized robots for use in healthcare treatments but can't reveal them to the public until I resolve some enormous issues. They were supposed to analyze my body's composition and then await my instructions. My first planned improvement? I wanted to cure my poor eyesight and asthma.
Instead, the darn nanites quickly darkened my skin and changed my sex without even waiting for a command! I need to debug their programming before they make any more changes but the only way I can concentrate is if my best friend keeps helping me with my perpetual horniness.
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