No, I can wait. No, I'm not upset you made me a woman - you know I'm pretty gender fluid. I'm not even that upset that you made me the wrong Chel! (I mean, come on: we played Portal just last week.) No, I'm not just impatient - I'm horny! Hurry up and choose who you're gonna cosplay and get in the MAU. But make sure your costume is tear-away. (When he gets in the booth I'm gonna make sure several traits like stamina are maxed out. We're not gonna make it to the costume party tonight…)
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