My terminally shy billionaire friend offered me a unique deal several years ago during an extended period of unemployment when I needed financial help: that I visit the local swap clinic and become his live-in girlfriend! (He knew I had a long term crush on him and while I'm comfortably bisexual, he's "super straight." We agreed we had incredible chemistry but his orientation made us incompatible.) He told me to choose any additional swaps and he'd pay for every change. I decided to signal my devotion for him by picking swaps I knew would appeal to him but he'd never request. As my lover's pillow girl I love fluffing myself (it gets him excited enough he usually "fluffs" me in response.)
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