OK, guys. I know you haven't heard from me in a while. Here's my reveal: I chose the worst time ever to jerk off to the cougar down the street. The FOSE swapped us and it's ruined two marriages so far.
(My wife was beyond furious and is divorcing me. Rory and her husband are pissed too.)
But here's the thing: As depressed as I am, my new body is on fire. 🔥
Can any of you boys help me feel good about *something*? 🥺
Gonna say NO to you if you're hitched, of course. Not about to ruin *another* marriage…
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